Little Indian Deli Man  [MP3]

This song is about a man we all know and respect.

Lazy Mexican Refugee  [MP3]

A song about a lazy man named Pedro.

Skinny Fat Girl  [MP3]

A little ditty about a girl we have all known.

Sad Mother's Day  [MP3]

This song is about a sad kid on Mother's Day.

This song has a "Happy Ending"  [MP3]

This song is about the Chinese girl at a massage parlor.

Stalker Song  [MP3]

Some would call it dedication.

Your Ugly Friend  [MP3]

A real life love song.

Herky Jerky Ben  [MP3]

A parody about Ben Sparks, producer of the Opie and Anthony show, done to the tune of the Friends Theme song.

Version 2.0 uses the actual background music.

Version 2.3 was updated as requested by SexBagel.

Version 2.4 was remixed by C-Rok, who frequents the O&A chatroom.

As played on Opie and Anthony 1/18/2005, 1/21/2005

Oh Conner  [MP3]

Conner Peterson parody to the tune of "Oh Donna" by Ritchie Valens

As played on Opie and Anthony 12/20/2004

Monster Rain Parody  [MP3]

Monster Rain Song Parody to the tune of "Build Me Up Buttercup"

As played on Opie and Anthony 11/29/2004