The Metal Spork



After an intense search on the internet in 2002, we were unable to find out if metal sporks existed.

We eventually gave up.  Later that day, John made his own damn metal spork with a dremel tool.

The Closet Demon



It is not dirt.  It would not wash off.  It was burned in after an attempt at writing "KEN" in spray adhesive went up in smoke - literally.

Ken was two-thirds of the way done with "K" when John noticed and set it ablaze.

The blast of fire was gone as quickly as it came - the closet demon, however, was there to stay.

Click here to view a close up of the Closet Demon.

The Wall of Shame



This is where we would put various things that were stupid, disappointing, or embarrassing... to others.

Items Include:
- Broken Guitar Cable
- An Article Declaring Pauly Shore's Comeback to Movies
- The Rutgers Bus Hitting a Dorm Room
- Various Invites to Various Crap Events
- Ticket Stub to WOFA!